Friday, March 30, 2012

Nothing to do about anything...


…although this does happen all too frequently. For legality’s sake, let’s just call this little issue “Manufacturer Error”. I’ve actually written about this before…in reference to those lovely little meals you can pop into the freezer. Do they even LOOK at the meal before they package it?! Why do I care? Because I want compensation! …for my time, my money, and my gag reflex!
Today, however…today I’d like to talk about Ruby Red Grapefruit. Are you familiar with these little gems? Most people, I’d wager, aren’t too fond of grapefruit. I’d also go out on a limb and suggest that most people have only tried ‘regular’ grapefruit and not the sweet goodness of a ruby red. Ice cold from the fridge…there is truly no better afternoon (or morning for that matter) snack. My 2yr old even loves them.
Here’s the rub: the “manufacturer” seems to get their jollies from either subtle or blatant false labeling. I buy what I believe to be a hefty bag of sweet red citrus only to find the obnoxious pucker of plain –shall we call it- yellow. You would think that the pink blush of the skin is your telltale sign. NAY my friend! They have extended clever packaging to the fruit itself.
My most recent disappointment happened just today after purchasing a 10lb bag from Costco…my go to source for delicious rubies. I peeled one…then two….so disappointed! The package clearly states “Ruby Red” and yet there is not even a pink hue to be found. Now I know Costco will refund my money and I know further they will contact the distributor and complain. Costco will likely in turn receive some reparation from the “manufacture” and all will be happy. But. What. About. ME! The consumer! My time and patience in propelling three kids through a superstore, packing and unpacking the van…all the while trying to keep everyone fed, occupied and otherwise pleasant? Where is MY reparation “manufacturer?!!”
Sigh. Nowhere in sight. As usual. Frappacino.
hp

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